When you carefully read the nutritional information on the back of a pack of Porcini Mushroom and White Truffle Girasole which you've bought for your tea (because you're trying to be health conscious) but carefully choose to disregard the fact it applies to only half the contents and scoff the whole lot (because it's a Friday) 😇😈. Happy weekend one and all ❤❤❤❤xxxx
So the sun has got its hat on - hip hip hip hooray and I have more hair covering my body than an adult female orangutan and I swear to God (other deities are available) that said hair sprouts twice as fast in the heat! I did take at one time to just shaving my legs from the knees down so any skirt or dress would cover the foliage but then I'd decide to go swimming and the smooth bottom half of my legs made the hairy top half of my legs look like an unappetising hairy ice lolly - you get the picture. And then there's the bikini line!! It is impossible for one to shave ones own bikini line without causing serious injury to oneself - period! If the neck injury don't get you the deep lacerations will! Waxing? I'm not a fan although I must admit I've never ventured as far as a wax of the nether regions but from the pulling involved in the eyebrow region where there is little spare skin I dread to think how far the bikini line skin would stretch before releasing itse
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